As if you bastards deserve to know

I really recommend that everyone go see Kung Fu Hustle. If you miss oldschool Bugs Bunny cartoons and the like, this is your type of violence. If you want to reinforce your young son's masculinity with violence, but he can't get through Sin City without crying, take him to this. It's funner than a million dollars.

So you are the bitches who still read my blog, huh? Whoever you are, why don't you just abandon this blog instead of haunting it like ghosts? Write a comment or yell at me or something. If you don't, you're nothing but a big fairy. Such a big fairy that you are too big for your wings and can't even enjoy the best part of being a mystical fairy, the power of flight. So you basically just walk around looking stupid, which is what I always said would happen to you.

You know, I'm getting a little tired of you always coming and looking at my blog like it's some kind of peep show! I'm not going to show you my schlong, so if that is why you come here, you can just leave! And take a piss in your pants on the way out you piss stinking bastards!

Shit. I feel bad now. I'm sorry. I need to be alone for a while.