More Danica Patrick Please

Call me whatever you want, but I am in love with Danica Patrick. She is a media darling right now, but she is also a darling of my heart. How poetic!!! I started following her when I was in Atlantis on vacation. She was all over the news and on Letterman. Then one morning I woke up early and saw the Indy 500 going on. I can't believe I watched the whole thing.

I have been obsessed with Danica Patrick ever since, but for the sake of Titus, where are the pictures of her? The internet is usually such a wasteland of media, but I can't find hardly any pictures of Danica, especially pictures that don't involve her car. Maybe next time I should have a crush on someone other than a racecar driver.

I hope she stays in the forefront of the media and appears in lots of magazines. I really hope for a tour of those trashy men's mags before the final jump to Playboy and then, finally, my single room bachelor apartment. So hot. So hot.

So please, if you have love in your hearts, please keep me updated on any pictures you have of this ridiculously beautiful woman. I've always dreamed of dating a woman who drives faster than me.